BREAKING: James May Is Turning Into Richard Hammond (AKA An American)

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 08/26/2015 at 22:04 • Filed to: None

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He’s eating burgers and driving Chargers, I REPEAT, HE’S EATING BURGERS AND DRIVING CHARGERS. DO NOT APPROACH HIM, HE MAY NOT BE MENTALLY STABLE, THE BAKERSFIELD, CA. AREA IS CURRENTLY UNDER LOCK DOWN. THE MAN IN QUESTION IS JAMES MAY, FIFTY TWO YEARS OF AGE, HAS AN ABUNDANCE OF HAIR, TALKS ABOUT TRAINS ALOT, IF YOU SEE THIS MAN HE IS MENTALLY NOT WELL RIGHT NOW AND MUST BE GIVEN A CUP OF TEA AND A JAGUAR. THANK YOU.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/26/2015 at 22:11

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I think he’s secretly into our cars, I mean he IS all about comfort, and nobody does/did it better than us.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/26/2015 at 22:15

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Good...good...let the freedom flow through you...

Birddog > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/26/2015 at 22:15

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This happens to all Brits. They pretend they don’t like our Muscle Cars but eventually..

All those years of driving miserable 1.2L clap traps built by Socialists makes them crazy for some good old fashioned “fuck it” fun.

AddMustard > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/26/2015 at 22:17

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aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/26/2015 at 22:44

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Don’t ask me why i made this.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/26/2015 at 22:45

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What about giving him some tea and a Puma?

Frank Grimes > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/26/2015 at 23:04

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He probably got paid to do it.

MultiplaOrgasms > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/26/2015 at 23:10

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Except for the French

Hot Takes Salesman > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/26/2015 at 23:20

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Oh god no, he’s the least inept of the three! Damn it

Your boy, BJR > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/26/2015 at 23:55

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Anyone who doesn’t think the 2nd gen charger is the coolest muscle car of all time is fucking wrong.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Your boy, BJR 08/26/2015 at 23:57

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First generation is better.

wiffleballtony > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/27/2015 at 00:05

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I’m more concerned about Bakersfield, what a hole.

Your boy, BJR > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/27/2015 at 00:17

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Better, but not cooler.

RallyWrench > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/27/2015 at 14:21

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Shit, that’s only a couple of hours away. I’d like to meet him.

RallyWrench > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/27/2015 at 14:22

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He’d make the Rolls Royce argument, but you’re not wrong. Our comfort doesn’t cost as much as a house.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RallyWrench 08/27/2015 at 14:28

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Even a performance car like Chally has a pliant, almost disconnected suspension.